Choose your puberty
this post was submitted on 02 Jan 2024
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Improve the birthing process so you don't have to rotate just to fit on the way out. Either make babies smaller or vaginas bigger (in which case penises would have to compensate I guess)
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Let me just say that if God was a city planner, he would not put a playground next to a sewage system
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No nearsightedness/farsightedness
No arched noses
Everyone can breathe through their noses silently
No pectus carinatum/excavatum
Digestive tract hits limit on sugar digested and rejects the rest
No loosening of sensitive hair follicles; make every scalp hair difficult to remove/fall out
Change that double helix into a quadruple one for extra redundancy, making it harder for it to gain irreparable damage. Also, make it a loop rather than a straight line so the ends don't get shorter with each replication. And remove that dementia bug that has a greater chance of showing up the longer run time is
Sounds good. Not sure this counts as a minor change...
Stop aging at 20
The ability to turn off some senses temporarily
better concentration and more logical thinking.
i hate how i put people into boxes all the time.
plus make them lie for personal gain less.
If the body couls generate muscle without needing to excersize first that'd be cool. But I guess that's why steroids were invented and those have some side effects
Better repairing, see Deadpool. Cancer, missing limbs, teeth, w/e.