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[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 79 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Man, can you imagine being the scientist who discovers this effect and you're filled with hope that this can encourage children to use soap, having their favorite super hero give them a thumbs-up or something.

And then some horny CEO sticks a naked, definitely-not-underage girl with bunny ears into there.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 63 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This must have been how Oppenheimer felt.

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Oppenheimer knew what was gonna happen. This is like if someone had invented vibrating prayer beads

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Hello, patent office?

[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

This must be how Hitachi felt when they invented the magic wand. A handheld massager turned out to be the perfect instrument for clitoral stimulation.

The fact that wand massager sex toys are commonly referred to as 'hitachis' much like how parents in the 80's/90's would call any games console a Nintendo must have been so harmful for their brand.

[–] telllos@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Soap is really easy to make and a cool activity for kids. I have a few mold, this is a great idea (the thumbs up one). Will try to make it. Not sure what to use for the drawing to include in the soap. I found this you can print on transparency paper.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Not sure what to use for the drawing to include in the soap.

Maybe a naked, definitely-not-underage girl with bunny ears into there?

[–] telllos@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I was more talking about the kind of material, but it looks like you can use transparent sheet used for retro projectors and print on them.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I swear if I see a collection of these unused on eBay in 30 years...

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No they will be well used, probably too well used.

[–] athos77@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago

Kind of you to assume these will be used, instead of bought and stored as collector's pieces.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 years ago

Getting nerds to bathe at conventions

[–] NIB@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is Amiya from the mobile game Arknights, if anyone is interested.

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

And there is also an Anime series.

[–] Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago

Where's the SilverAsh version

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

I love being clean and dirty at the same time.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do I accept this for cleanliness, or do I reject it for lewdity?

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Wait what, I might unironically buy this!

[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Someone needs to make a decision-button meme:

Shower for a change, or see anime titties…

I’d imagine a large amount of weebs would have a stoke.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

There ya go.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, that wouldn’t ever be me deciding on that. Anime is the cringiest thing to exist in my world.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What! I made the meme just for you. I thought you'd like it.

/s no worries, just being silly.

Also sorry, you've only been exposed to the cringe side of anime. There are some good shows mixed in the pile of garbage, just like with western shows. But its not everyone's cup of tea, and that's okay. (Not /s)

[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Oh no worries at all! It’s just this one made it out to be me that was having to make that decision. Wouldn’t be a decision for me at all! Shower all the way!

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

those who 'need' this will either just run water over the soap until the goods can be seen and never touch it again...or...they won't care because they can get the picture on their phone.

[–] Vrtrx@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Why Amiya :(

[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

what websites should I avoid so I don't accidentally buy one of these bad bad things?

[–] liforra@endlesstalk.org 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

its a joke comment. tell me about it so I can stay away from it. given the erotic connotations it would be a bad thing to like puritan ideal types.

[–] liforra@endlesstalk.org 0 points 2 years ago

Oh missed the joke :)

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I love your work on Star Trek, Data ❤️

[–] InSamsara@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

There's a work around to this, I mean you could just rub the stuff off and not apply it to yourself, hypothetically.