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[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 56 points 2 years ago

Lord, I actually googled that to see if it was real. These are the times in which we live.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)
[–] DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 years ago

Damn that's a sexy spider

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 15 points 2 years ago

Your mandibles are heavenly!

[–] M500@lemmy.ml 47 points 2 years ago (2 children)

My uncle is worried that us vaccinated people are going to spread something to him. Like something about the vaccine makes you dangerous.

I don’t know I don’t even care to be honest.

[–] LemmynySnicket@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The vaccine spreads our liberal spider attraction. It makes spiders look all spider in their spider way. I mean spiders spider so spiders, you spider? Spider spider spider.

[–] CM400@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

I see your point, but I don’t fully spider where you’re getting your spider spider.

[–] z00s@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I've had the vaccine, and I can conform it does in fact make you dangerous.

The vaccine has made me punch several anti-vaxxers in the genitalia.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 33 points 2 years ago

Finally, something the liberals and I can agree on.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

but what even is the context of this???

[–] acastcandream@beehaw.org 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

spoilerasdfasdfsadfasfasdf

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago

Look, all I'm saying is that if we have to have spiders, why not make them sexy??

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Uncle Phil, the fuck have you been watching?

[–] trslim@pawb.social 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have copious amounts of Angel Dust on my phone. I blame the liberals.

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Angel Dust is just hmmpffja;lsfhdalgasd in the new trailer OwO

sexy spider warning

[–] trslim@pawb.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 2 years ago

It's great, but I'm biased because I'm a sucker for good film music and in-character singing. Here's a link for anybody interested :3

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] z00s@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

🔊 🎸🎵🎶🎼

Hey hey we're the liberals,

And people say we liberal around,

But we're too busy singin' upholding human rights

To put anybody down

🔊 🎸🎵🎶🎼

Yea fuck liberals in the political sense outside of america (since they basicalky use it to say leftist). Liberalism is capitalism. Anarcho communism is where it's at

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 years ago

Would smash Arachne, if she were DTF.

Between myths of Arachne and Medusa, Athena seems to be a bitch and not very wise at all. I suspect there's actually some context going on.

Though in Medusa's case, she was a gorgon before her human origin during the New 52s, and the Gorgoneion that adorns Aegis predates the whole Perseus thing. (Gorgoneions were a ward against evil from times immemorial before the oceans drank Atlantis and Poseidon was the all-father dude).

[–] pastaPersona@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Stupid sexy spiders

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

🕸️🕷️🕸️

[–] CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 7 points 2 years ago

At least they admit spiders are sexy

[–] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago
[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago
[–] baropithecus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] z00s@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago