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Trump was ordered to hire Bolton from his major bribers at Renaissance Technologies (an AI trading algorithm company founded by war profiteers of the Cold War) who also gave Bolton's personal super PAC millions of dollars.
Trump then tore up the treaties with Russia that was hard worked over decades to safeguard the world from another nuclear arms race, and opening the door to massively arming 
.
Trump sent Bolton to Putin to say to his face no more peace while laughing his stash off.
Then Trump dumped him after all the damage was done setting the deck for what happened in .
Neither Trump himself nor the Democrats will ever admit it because Renaissance Technologies was also a major briber to 
and the DNC.
Any info that they helped direct the Pied Piper Stategy would be quite scandelous given the implications of specifically telling Hillary and the DNC to boost Trump to viability while also majorly funding Trump.
Most democratic western country
Even this mouthbreather doesn't care for the guy, and I can't say I've ever seen John Bolton doing anything other then bloviating about how we need to blow up some country in the Mid East
oh god I just want to smell burning flesh one last time before I die
What if instead of John Bolton it was John Bolt-ons and he had huge tits
Please nuke Iran just once before I die.
Oh god it’s John Bolton in 30 years
You know he wrote this thing with one hand
Yeah now that Kissinger is gone this guy definitely deserves to be next
Thank Stalin that Rumsfeld is already dead
I would point out Stephen Miller, but sadly he is still young.
Any day of the week since he was knee high to a grasshopper Neocon Yosemite Sam has dreamed of killing that darn rabbit.
kissinger never died, he is a spirit that lives on in each western liberal's opinions on foreign policy
Kissinger's body keeps on rollin' in his grave, Kissinger's body keeps on rollin' in his grave, Kissinger's body keeps on rollin' in his grave,
Yet his phantom still haunts on....
America try to go six weeks without starting another war challenge (Impossible)
Someone needs to make a collage of every time Bolton has ever called for war
That's gonna be a long jpeg
Roose Bolton?!
nah this is like his 3rd cousin or somethin
Bwahahahahaha
No, with a knife.
tru
Dang, two whole people got this joke? I thought I'd be lucky with one.
beating the piss out of a guy across town so he learns a lesson. this will surely not just get me attacked at a later date.
His mustache smells like the souls of innocents he devours nightly.
damnit, where's that "Senator bloodfeast calls for just one more war" onion article when I need it
This Bugs Bunny-looking shit won't stop declaring war on people...
The West may now have no option to ~~attack Iran~~ get fucking rekt.
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Taps mic ahem SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE ALREADY. YOUR FACIAL HAIR IS A WAR CRIME.
MSN playing the oldies.