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[–] open_world@lemmy.world 95 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (12 children)

The answer is 178,910,723.64382

Don't ask me why I calculated that

[–] LogarithmicCamel@feddit.uk 78 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't accept your answer. I know deep in my heart that it's 4.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago

I got the same thing on my phone's calculator. Do you think the waterproofing will get in the way when I give it the baptism it clearly needs?

[–] themusicman@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's so ugly, it can't be correct... 4 is much nicer

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Glad you did though, only opened the comments to see what the actual answer was.

[–] MightyWeaksauce@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Ya beat me by seconds. Lemmy is truly blooming lol

[–] PR3CiSiON@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

I got 178,910,723.30891

My answer is superior.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well, 4 wasn't that far off, considering.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There's a 4 in the more accurate answer. That is proof of the divine showing the truth before man could understand the full answer.

[–] Bayz0r@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

This guy apologetics.

[–] iopq@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do we really want to live in a world where this fraction is the answer? I would like my kids to grow up knowing it's an integer

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

No thank you! Integer is too close to the devil's word: integration!

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I saw three different serious-looking answers, so I punched it into a spreadsheet to get my own answer. What I got matches your answer, but with an extra 2 at the end.

[–] open_world@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah, I reached my digit quota that day.

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Round down for simplicity. Yes, yes, I can see 4 being the easy answer.

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That is too complicated for me to understand, therefore, it is too complicated for everyone to understand. Why would anyone believe something that I can't understand?

[–] 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Heathen! At that scale the digits after the decimal point aren't significant. I'm sure you know that in your heart. Why can't you accept an obvious universal truth?

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

That is just a theory. You should present both sides. Also a majority of religious scholars say it is 4.

[–] elrik@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The product ends in a 5 so it is odd and cannot be divisible by 4.

[–] Lime66@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] ComradeKhoumrag 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

That other number is long and complicated and scary. I looked into my heart and found that 4 was the answer that spoke to me the loudest.

[–] baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

"it is 4" -- Me 1:1

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Well there's a 4 in it so it's basically a 100% true prediction, buy my book to see the next one

[–] n0m4n@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

This checks. I estimated it to under 1/5 billion.

To the OP, some periods or commas would have been nice.

To the 4ists, Yeah. Well, ya know, that's just, like, your opinion man.

[–] Lime66@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah I know, I had copied it from a calculator but thought it had copied the commas

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[–] chocolateo@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Those damn people worshipping their rabbit god when we know for a fact the duck god is the true god! Now they refuse to believe the answer is 4.

This means war!

[–] bjornsno@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Only when the other guy starts saying it's -7 with equal confidence.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

I would have said "42" and walked away

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure his theory is a hypothesis.

[–] notthebees@reddthat.com 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's not that far off. Math philosophy gets nuts

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[–] Persen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

At least calculator provides answers.

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