I love how the comments boil down to:
- Young [completely ordinary item], and
- Young [reason why I will never find fulfillment in life and will probably die alone, unloved, by alcohol or high speed lead injection]
this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2023
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"Young memory of my father's brain on the asphalt the day he died."
People just want any opportunity to vent.
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Not enough physical attributes though imo. Should be more like Young Dandruff, Young Acne (ft. Young Scab), maybe a Lil Stain or Big Mole y'know?
Edit: shout out to Young Eczema in the thread
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Young Back Pain
Though in my case it should probably be Ol’ Dirty Back Pain
Young Chronic Depression sounds like a diagnosis, not a rap name
Young Pocket Sand
Why do you keep sand in your pockets? :D
Young Chapstick
Young Steward Calculus 7th Edition Volume I.
Classic
Young social anxiety
"Young Crippling Sense of Impending Doom"
Young existential dread.
Young D20
Young Herpes
After about 20 years it evolves into Old Dirty Loan Shark Debt, gotta make way for those fresh Young Medical Debt kids.
Young Imposter Syndrome
Young asthma inhaler
Young Epipen
Young Depression
Young Childhood-Trauma
Young Lactose Intolerance
Young Keys
Young flatulence
I prefer young gassy
Young Empty Wallet
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Matt, @mattwhitlockPM
your rap name is "young" + something you always carry with you, no matter where you go
B.J. Sutton, @PrettyBadLefty
Young Student Loan Debt
Young cuts
Young Medication Resistant Psychotic Unipolar Depression, CPTSD, and Chronic Suicidality.
I got 99 problems and I am them.
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Young Kleenex
Young Droopy Eyelid
Young Mitochondria
Young crippling anxiety in the house!
Young Ennui
young chode in the cut
Young Scrotum
Young Diabetes!
Young Flask
Young Vintage Photo of Young Bea Arthur
Young Keychron K7 pro
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