this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2023
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[–] effward@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Needs more baguette!

Thanks DALL-E

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

More baguette you say?

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I do have too much fun with this

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 years ago

Also he steals her child

[–] DieguiTux8623@feddit.it 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I received a strong catholic education, the red and blue are symbols for the blood and water that came out from Jesus side when he was pierced by a Roman soldier, John 19:34

Instead, one of the soldiers pierced Jesus’ side with a spear, bringing a sudden flow of blood and water.

[–] Senshi@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, why was Jesus full of water? I thought humans are usually filled with blood.

[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

could be worse like making her american

[–] superbirra@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] superbirra@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

american canadian

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] superbirra@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

canadian american

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKER

[–] Augustiner@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I banish thy bad breath with the power of Colgate

[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Beat me to it

[–] ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Depends on your perspective. To me it looks like he's absorbing her soul. Time to feed I guess? Jesus, Harvester of Souls, sounds metal af

[–] OpenStars@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

"Midnight Mass" on Netflix, I'm just saying...

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He's sucking the French outta them

[–] ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

He can suck the French outta me anytime. I do love long haired foreign twinks

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

He's giving her a sign to just surrender already.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Je suis un ananas.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

When you turn French you just stop caring about sins.

[–] manucode 4 points 2 years ago

Looks more Dutch than French to me.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

It's super effective!

[–] berkeleyblue@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ooooohhhh…. That‘s a bit harsh. What could she have done to deserve this

Being not French maybe?

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

France it the Goat. Have you had boeuf bourguignon with chefs lemon tear-gas from your striking (actually the coolest thing)?

[–] BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Is the baby France?

[–] kariboka@bolha.forum 2 points 2 years ago

Jesus is holding baby jesus

[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

I mean why do you think she's crying?

[–] ThorAlex 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I get a strong sense there is a secret tunnel full of antiques behind that wall...?

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Seeeeecret tuuuunneeellll! Seeeeecret tunnneeeeeellllll!

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 2 years ago

No worse fate.

[–] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website -5 points 2 years ago

Fr*nch 🤢