Just wait until they whip out whom'st've
Superbowl
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If you find an injured owl:
Note your exact location so the owl can be released back where it came from. Contact a licensed wildlife rehabilitation specialist to get correct advice and immediate assistance.
Minimize stress for the owl. If you can catch it, toss a towel or sweater over it and get it in a cardboard box or pet carrier. It should have room to be comfortable but not so much it can panic and injure itself. If you can’t catch it, keep people and animals away until help can come.
Do not give food or water! If you feed them the wrong thing or give them water improperly, you can accidentally kill them. It can also cause problems if they require anesthesia once help arrives, complicating procedures and costing valuable time.
If it is a baby owl, and it looks safe and uninjured, leave it be. Time on the ground is part of their growing up. They can fly to some extent and climb trees. If animals or people are nearby, put it up on a branch so it’s safe. If it’s injured, follow the above advice.
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Takes me back to the "Whomst'd've" days
Anyone else lightly bothered that they could've played the M two up and two right to get both 'whom' and 'om'?
It would have distracted from the joke, but that's true!
Oh yeah. The joke works way better this way.
This is Owlmerica, we speak Owl here!
That makes me think of US vs UK English:
Color/colour
Favorite/favourite
Aluminum/aluminium
"Whom" is proper in both American and UK English...
Yes indeed, but I don't know if I'd need both hands to count the number if Americans I've heard use "whom" in a sentence outside of English class, let alone used it correctly. I don't even feel I see it written often here.
Whom is never correct.
Edit: y'all need to watch the office
No?