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[–] daisy@hexbear.net 60 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Any sufficiently incompetent pandemic response is indistinguishable from a biological attack.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

It’s almost like a made up response to the incompetent response.

“Shit, we completely failed to get ahead of this new disease. Time to take a straight to DVD movie plot and spin it at reality.”

[–] chirospasm@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] RION@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago
[–] Baggage_Bot@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Comments like this chefs-kiss

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Aaaand of course hes selling a book

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Get 2 for 1

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A bio-weapon specifically engineered to target middle aged suburbanites with big trucks, because they are the bedrock against which Chinese Communism has yet to penetrate.

But also only wimpy loser liberals who were going to die soon anyway are susceptible.

But also, plus, too, it's actually the masks that are killing everyone and wouldn't you know it those are made in China too!

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Actually it never existed! What really leaked from the Wuhan lab was the woke mind virus which managed to convince tens of millions that a biological virus was infecting people. It is just an international mass delusion event. It was spread using a Havana syndrome with Chinese characteristics

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

It's a bio-weapon but we don't need no lockdowns or whatever.

Ha! Fail again China! Next time, bring it your A-game!

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Stupid Chinese bitches couldn’t even make I more sicker did-someone

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

COVID and the following political nonsense has broken people's brains so much they'll believe everything as long as it appears to them to be anti-China and anti-"leftist"(what these hogs call all Democrats).

I hate it i hate it i hate it stress

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Has anyone asked him about the belief that JFK Jr. faked his death?