this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2023
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[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Fuck off c*nts"

Ambiguously sexist, I don't have to do the rest of the speech, I get to claim Australian heritage like a New York Italian

[–] Saeculum@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

People forgetting the words "everyone" and "everybody" exist.

Nothing wrong with such classics as:

"Good afternoon/morning everyone".

"Good news everyone!".

And so on.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago
[–] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

A youtuber I watch starts every video with an "Alrighty, well hello sinners" and I feel like that's a good one

[–] Blep@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

"Alrighty chatroom"

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Listen up you fuck nozzles" is a good one too

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

The words you're looking for are "Primitive Screwheads." In this house, we acknowledge The King, baby.