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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's why you need to practice your Maoist pronunciation. Really crack those k's!

[–] heartheartbreak@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You know a real maoist from a fake one because they can roll their K's

[–] IzyaKatzmann@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

what's the reference here >.<

[–] heartheartbreak@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago
[–] aaro@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

It's also homophobic - there were so many founding fathers, yet not a single founding mother. America is the child of gay dads, many of them, and thus wishing it ill is wildly homo- and poly-phobic.

[–] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

you can't say "death to the United States" either because officially Mexico is Estados Unidos Mexicanos very-smart

[–] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"death to geocontiguous north america plus alaska"

hawai'i is released back into the wild (go on get ya little scamp)

[–] Cherufe@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What has Mexico ever done to you? :c

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Unlimited genocide on the first world

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is the new "Latin America is Western" struggle session isn't it

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

In all seriousness the Spanish continent assignments are even funnier than the English one

North and South America, two gigantic landmasses that are entirely separate save for a 35 mile Panamanian land border that takes 15 minutes to walk across

"the same continent"

Asia and Europe, joined at several points, separated only by the meager Ural hills which even Genghis Khan could ride his horses across, solidly attached for 1500 miles along the Ural border and 400 miles across the flat plain of Western Kazakhstan

"yes, somehow different continents"

At least the english only did one of these
If you're seriously asking for "America" (north and south) as its own continent, that means that "Afroeurasia" is also its own continent. The Sinai/Suez chokepoint is actually more than twice as large as the Panamanian one.

[–] Saeculum@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

35 mile Panamanian land border that takes 15 minutes to walk across

Casual walking speed of 225kph

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

everyday im shufflin

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Damn, they really simp hard for the Europeans lol

northwest eurasians*

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A movement has been started. The Central Americans now own this site. All 14 of us.

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

technically the geometric center of "the Americas" is somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean, though possibly could land in the Caribbean

kinda tempted to calculate it now bc there's a good shot of it landing in Cuba. That would be some next level meme magic

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Someone on Quora did it. It missed Cuba by just a few kilometers. deeper-sadness

Still the closest country to the geometric center though.

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Screenshot from in the wild

[–] CrushKillDestroySwag@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Death to them too. Decolonize Turtle Island.

[–] Venus@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Sorry you're right I should be more specific

DEATH TO ALL AMERICAS meow-shining

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's why we say "death to AmeriKKKa"

The KKK makes it clear we're talking about the U$A

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Maoist vernacular english

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

no it isn't

my orbital laser will destroy the entire world, not just whatever you may call America, so it's not racist

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Balefirex@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

dude got permabanned michael-laugh