Can I get one that makes my bike seat look like I'm mounted on a Bad Dragon dildo?
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You could just do it for real
Unironically I want these because I think it would annoy the shit out of every driver, and every biker would probably understand the irony and enjoy them
You can get them for under 4 dollars from AliExpress most likely so dangle away
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A co-worker once suggested I hitch a radio-flyer and a boombox to my bicycle for a similar effect.
I saw these on a parked truck when I went to the bank a while ago. Never thought I'd see a pair in the wild.
I saw these on a bike in Portland.
10,000+ sold
These have been around for a long while at this point
People know quality
Smh it pretty clearly says it's a heart ball safety warning light, get your minds out of the gutter.
This is for safety, yeah? And it's between your pedalling legs, so it will sort of be strobing and wobbling in and out of people's sight irregularly?
I would absolutely use these
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