this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2023
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[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 78 points 2 years ago (1 children)

but did they save the cum?

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago

Hamas now chops off the balls to deter cum extraction /s

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 67 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago

Looking into it

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 67 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

She...she almost married a warcriminal

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 52 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Don't let his rank fool you, they promote people for anything in the IDF.

... well he probably was a war criminal regardless, but what I mean is being a Captain is nothing special.

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Careful now. I'm sure it's a merit-based system. Meaning the more civilians you kill the higher your rank.

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

But only if you keep up with your daily challenges

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[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

It doesn’t explicitly say, but there’s a good chance she’s also a war criminal.

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[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 57 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But did they get his cum?!

[–] Lucien@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

His cum was actually a hamas tunnel. That's why he got shot.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago

Don't worry, the brave IDF actually has a whole squad dedicated to taxidermying the corpses of their fallen soldiers, hollowing out their backs and walking them around like hand puppets speaking in squeaky cartoon voices and pretending to be them. She can still marry him if she doesn't mind him only saying his new catchphrase "Oopsie woopsie!" and isn't to bothered by the 18-year-old brigadier general with his entire arm shoved inside where his spine used to be.

[–] aFairlyLargeCat@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m not saying that house should get to mount his head on the wall like a hunting trophy, but

[–] Lucien@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

Oh! Do the hands also, that way he can hold the gun that shot him.

[–] Dickey_Butts@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are we supposed to feel bad for these people? Maybe don't spray paint your wedding date in the bombed out husk of someone's home you monsters.

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

In red, too yea

[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

owned lol

Death to America

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

F to pay respect

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago
[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago
[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

Get fuckin wrecked ya butcher

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the bit in JoJo part 2 where the Wehrmacht soldier who's friends with Ceasar gets got by Wamuu and the tone is super teary-eyed and I was just laughing my ass off

[–] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Or the Pianist acting like the Soviets refusing to release Hosenfield, was an equal crime to everything that happened in Warsaw from 1939-1945.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago

lol
lmao even

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago

I like to think he was domed seconds after bc he was standing framed in a window like a gift to anyone with 20/20 vision and knowledge of how to adjust iron sights for range.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago
[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

had it coming for writing the date 21.3.24 instead of 2024-03-21, computer files must be a mess

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Are ya winnin' son?

[–] Des@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

wojak-nooo wait i thought zionists said using civilian infrastructure in any capacity during """wartime""" was evil and being ISIS

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Pure dopamine

[–] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago
[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Merry Christmas!

I'm getting divorced and don't have my daughter for the first year so I'm glad to wake up to this

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

heart-sickle feel free to rant in my dms if it helps

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[–] buh@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

I wonder if the occupants of that house were married or had a fiance?

[–] O__O@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Rest in piss bozo

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