Did my childhood dog really go live on a farm in the country?
this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2023
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When I was younger, we lived on a little farm outside town. Some people from town couldn't take care of their golden any longer, so the dog came to live with us.
About a year later, they asked if they could bring their kid by to visit, because he found out that "went to live on a farm" was usually a lie.
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