I have 30 years experience in just hanging around and unplugging things. This is the job I was made for. It's my destiny.
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Sounds like a good deal to me!
I misread it as kills witch engineer and thought it would be a lot more exciting💀
How much excitement are you looking for? AI taking over the world sounds like it could be interesting.
Yes but waiting to be told to shut down servers isn't :p
What if you were in a constant fight for your life and the AI covertly attempts to kill you?
Now that would be interesting :p
They had me until the mandatory kool aid provision
For 300k I'll be "excited" over whatever you tell me to be excited about
Is the high salary because of the responsibility or the risk?
You need super fast reflexes. When the code word is yelled it's a race between you unplugging it and the server doing what it needs to do to neutralize you
That's some nice air you have in the server room.
It would be a shame if it were replaced with Halon-134...
I was trying to read up on that a few months ago, we were talking about the deadly gas they'd disperse to extinguish things. Fires, supposedly, or life, if your luck or legs aren't as good as they should be
Yup, that's exactly what Halon does. Displaces air and the fire is put out but so are you as well.
The industry is shifting to less toxic for suppression gases like 3M™ Novec™ 1230.
Get comfortable, while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters.
It's to save humanity.
I'm sorry but Roko's Basilisk.
I never really got the dread from that one. It just assumes so many very unlikely things.
I don’t always post fake job listings