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[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 98 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh my god, it's on one of those disgusting porn sites. But which one? Which one specifically?

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago

Yeah which one so I can avoid it? Any key words to um… block?

[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 68 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Remember folks, every accusation is a confession!

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

This is why the onion can't keep up, the jokes are just starting to write themselves

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 54 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This seems pretty on par with most of the unicorn-seeking couples I’ve met honestly. The level of emotional entitlement required and the attitude that it’s a “totally straight” interaction.

[–] Zeth0s@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What is a unicorn seeking couple?

[–] Marcumas@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A couple seeking a woman for a threesome (usually). A bi-woman that is actively looking for a couple is very rare so they pretty much get their pick of whoever they want to sleep with.

[–] Zeth0s@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Thanks. I had no idea. Is it a common way of saying in US? Where I live we don't have anything similar

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I’m in Australia, not the US. I think it’s pretty common? If you’re not straight and a woman, you’ll probably come across it a lot *while dating. Sometimes women will pretend they’re the only one looking, but the telltale is often one picture of her with some dude at the end of her pics. They’ll also try to convince you to do it even if you’re not interested in men.

Edit: A lot of non-binary people also get it actually. I don’t think it really happens to men though.

[–] Zeth0s@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thanks, but what is a telltale? Sorry I am very ignorant in these things

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s like a “sign that reveals something hidden”. It’s often said as “telltale signs”. For example, you might say “these are the telltale signs of alcoholism” if you went to someone’s house and there was a half empty bottle of whiskey on the counter at 9 in the morning.

[–] Zeth0s@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

No worries :)

[–] Unlearned9545@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Im on the eastern seaboard if the US. Its a pretty common term amoung millenials and younger. Plenty of folks older use it, its just not as likely a random personal would know.

[–] Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Usually a couple new to ENM/polyamory that often obsessively looks for a bisexual woman to date both exclusively not prioritizing the new partner in the relationship & leading her to feel like a sextoy.

[–] Zeth0s@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

No problem.

[–] AMomentToBreath@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Does a unicorn have to be a woman? My wife and I are very casually looking for a bi guy to do us both lol

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Where in my comment did I say it had to be a woman?

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

the part that makes be angriest is that Republicans spent a whole election attacking susanna gibson and katie hill but look the other way for this

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Thas... all they do? Remember Madison Cawthorn? They were totally fine with that twerp until he started spilling the beans on their drug-fueled orgies.

Republicans are the party of selfish hypocrites these days.

[–] Zellith@kbin.social 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks"

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Literally the entire GOP. They're quite directly too stupid to observe someone and make up a believable lie, so they just think of the first uncouth thing that comes to mind... which is always one of their own vices.

Remember: They're too stupid to observe and change their mind on something, so it is quite directly a result of their stupid dogma-riddled brains. They are incapable of not projecting.

[–] Potato_in_my_anus@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 years ago (3 children)

If two men are kissing, that's yucky... If two women are kissing, that's yummy.

[–] Marcumas@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

I also lived through the 90's

[–] conneru64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 years ago

Me evaluating my sexuality before and after transition:

[–] tastysnacks@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago

I don't believe you for a second, Mr. Potato In My Anus.

[–] xenu@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago

This story just keeps on giving. Keep loving that pussy Bridget.

[–] fine_sandy_bottom@aussie.zone 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ok so does that mean she's anti-gbt mum or anti-bt mum? I mean does the G in LGBT include lesbians or not.

[–] quotheraven404@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

Could also be T. Dare I say it, possibly even the rare Q+.