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[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

How i would've changed the results of 5 elections:

2008 - Mao

2016 - Mao

2000 - Mao

2016 - Mao

2016 - Also Mao, but with a funny hat.

Thank you for your time.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

My cat is saying the same thing!

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you make it a form of dance music (EDM?) you get this...

Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao but with a funny hat
Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao but with a funny hat
Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao but with a funny hat
Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao but with a funny hat
Etc.

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EDM is my best guess. What musical genre is most apt? I seriously don't know anything about modern dance music.

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

I'm sure there's an unreleased Das Racist tape out there with that as the hook

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

China is a dictatorship but also I want 24 years of planet-hillary running amerikkka

[–] davel@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

These people broke from reality on November 2016 and have yet to return to it.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Krauthammer is a massive dickhead, but Trump Derangement Syndrome is very real

I still play a game every now and again; I click onto r/politics, press "control + f" and type in "trump". Then I check "biden"

14 for Trump today, 4 for Biden

Been like that since well before Trump won, stayed like that during basically the entirety of Biden's tenure, where headlines with Trump dominate that sub's front page

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Sun-is-about-to-supernova-but-libs-make-Manhattan-sized-and-flashing-Hillary-should-have-won-in-2016-monument-anyway.jpeg.png.webp.webp.webp.gif

[–] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

The funniest way to respond to this is accusing them of wishing Obama had been assassinated.

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Aside, but I still find it funny that "Hillary primary voter to McCain voter, who later voted for Trump in the 2016 general" is a nontrivial part of the electorate. People so mad she lost they voted against her lmao

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Also people who don't want "one of THEM" in charge

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Obama was cool ⬜️🤓

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago

Who else is voting for her in 2024? It's still her turn, you know?

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Yeah if Hillary has won in 2008, she would’ve bombed at least two, maybe three more middle eastern countries than Obama did.

[–] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

This is “who would win? Superman or Goku?” but for vote liberals

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Hillary will forever be my president and you TANKIES can never change that. We should abolish term limits and install Hillary as the philosopher king of America. We need to build shrines to the Athena of our times.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago
[–] Cromalin@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

what's up with the guy being quote tweeted? idk what's up with any of them outside the first