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Dear Santa, I have been a good nonbinary entity this year and only want one thing for Christmas
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Beat me to it. Hopefully it's foreshadowing.
Hope she takes care to wave a white flag while she’s there. You know, to ensure the IOF properly identifies her as a non-combatant
I am coming home
I don't care to learn anything about this person, but am I safe to assume that her ancestors are from no-where near southern Palestine?
Journalist. Zionist. Scottish.
she was born in glasgow.
indigenous to the middle east
Middle east of Scotland, maybe
I think that's Huntly
She has no right to call herself Scottish, we know that the isle of Great Britain belongs to the Romans.
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I bother learning how to pronounce the name of their savage backwater and they repay me like this?
The scots fucked up there
Does this crackkker look native to the Holy Land? She looks like she'll disintegrate in the summer heat
She looks like she's about to go to those luxury south american hippie communes for trust fund babies too failson for a bullshit NGO position.
Yeah but her great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents did
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Motherfucker, you're afraid of "free parking" signs.
Hamas, I will literally subscribe to your patreon account at the $10/mo tier if you can just pull off the most wholesome christmas miracle for me.
I'm gonna see if I can get my partner to lathe this
She got Kissinger, she can probably get Fartlow
In other news, Milei is also eager to go to Israel too, so I'm saving my wishes
Personally I'm wishing their planes collide.
my number one wish re: this is that she sees what happens there and realizes the error of her ways, campaigning against the evils of zionism and growing and changing as a person
a close second is that something extremely funny happens
God has the opportunity for the funniest literal road to damascus moment since Paul got his eyes fucked up.
🔻
I hope something funny happens
If the Houthis sink a US destroyer the same week Eve Fartlow gets got by the IDF, I will get the shahada tattoed on my forehead
Yo, I just found out what proof I'd need for god to be real. If this happens, I'm becoming a Muslim.
YOUR HOME IS IN SCOTLAND
Inb4 she’s immediately hit by an IDF missile
Future casualty of IDF "kinetic projectile involved incident"
The best option is that she sees the IOF being horrifyingly evil and can no longer support them, then becomes anti-Zionist. The most likely option is that she will just ignore any human rights violations.
But an Eve Fartlow redemption arc would be an unexpected way to start 2024.
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cant find this on her twitter. i want to believe
Oh, it's real: https://nitter.net/Eve_Barlow/status/1737984894171857213
its beautiful
i'm just so happy.
🔻
At first I thought she said she was going to be beheaded and I got really happy. I think I have lysdexia.
Wishlexia
I don't want a lot for christmas
There is just really one thing I need
No I don't care about the presents
Underneath the christmas tree
All I want you is to know
How much I hate you so
So make my wish come truuuue
GO die in Palestine('s land), Soooooon
Baby!
She's going to get a seat near a crying baby on the plane then tweet about how the infant is pro Hamas
That's the Eve Fartlow we know.
I hope the chickens come home to roost too.
Born in Scotland, growing up in America, the only 'home' she's going to is the homes of which she supports stealing from Palestinians.
Who even is this lady
Eve Fartlow. She's famous for being a world-class gas-passer.
She absolutely isn't going to do this.
But if she is... it'll be a hell of a way to remember her dying this way.
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