What if the main character was a fucking BADASS with a HUGE gun and the girl was a total smoke show BABE with HUGE BOOBS?
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I remember jerking off to this shit when I was 12. Remember when one of the gaming magazines (remember gaming magazines?) did a swimsuit edition?
Apparently UK gaming mags were especially bad in the 2000s. I remember buying a random issue of the official PS2 magazine and it had a porno review section
porno review section
Like actual porn, in a video game magazine? Shit and here I thought nude raider was the height of risque shit back when.
The PS1 and PS2 were heavily marketed towards teen and twentysomething males and UK PS gaming magazines started leaning heavily into something called "lad culture" that was apparently a big thing on the accursed isle back then
Yeah lad culture and lads mags were particularly cursed. They also outsold absolutely everything in publishing so any magazine or tabloid paper with a similar audience started replicating some of the worst aspects of them.
They would have made Cortana sexier in CE and 2 if there wasn't a polygon shortage at the time.
That never stopped game devs from putting boobs in their games in the 90s and 2000s. If Bungie's writing had been closer to the standards of the time, Cortana's dialogue would've been like "Mmmm yes Master Chief, the way you turned on that light bridge TURNS ME ON"