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[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 84 points 2 years ago (5 children)

How old is this tweet though

[–] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 40 points 2 years ago

At least three years. I saw it during the covid quarantine

[–] snowfalldreamland@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago

The tweet in the picture is from April 17 2022. so as of today it is. 1 year 8 months 5 days old.

https://twitter.com/Ciara_BK/status/1515504916600606720

Of course i cannot say whether this is thefirst time this joke was made.

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago

How old is this tweet though

The account has this tweet pinned, posted April 2022.

https://twitter.com/Ciara_BK/status/1515504916600606720?t=7HYvmaduDLs3VB88BIx7Gw&s=19

[–] wren@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] simin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

dont let this forum become repost

[–] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 69 points 2 years ago

My Nephew: "What's a fax machine?"

Me: "A landline network of low quality printers people used to use to do invoices and file for divorce."

My Nephew: "Landline?"

[–] herrherrmann@lemmy.ml 57 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“Why don’t you send it over on a dinosaur?”

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 48 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Can I get your ICQ number?

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Still remember mine but no way to get back in.

Although I guess it does t matter at all anymore.

[–] lugal@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's down and there is/was a new ICQ that works with your phone number. Your ICQ number is worthless and, yes, I too remember mine

[–] fury@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] lugal@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] fury@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I had an 8 digit, lost the password, had to sign up again and got a 9 digit number that time. Felt weird.

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I had two, both 8 digits. Still remember them both. Seems like I was able to sign on with them until a few months ago, but it may have been a few years ago.

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Was actually able to log in with one of my old accounts today. Found an app called Mandarin IM on F-Droid that worked with it.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] preppietechie@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago

7 digits represent.

[–] Threeme2189@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

177454023

I can't log in though...

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[–] MxM111@kbin.social 47 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Do young people not using phone numbers for this today??? Those pre-date e-mails for many, many years…

[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or Snapchat, or some other young people thing

[–] GuyDudeman@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

But Instagram is so much less efficient than just texting.

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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

It's just funny because people who prefer to communicate through email seem more geriatric than people who prefer to communicate by phone

[–] rambaroo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

For real this just makes the 23 year old seem inept. I don't get this meme

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Which one tho? AOL or Hotmail?

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

I still have an aol and hotmail address. I use them for trash website and services that i dont want to give my main email address to. I wouldnt dare open my aol inbox. I might get covid or something.

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] frunch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Still remember my login id! Lol

[–] yamanii@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Still use hotmail to this day, mainly to register in games and such, gmail for more important stuff and proton for banks.

[–] rosymind@leminal.space 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah, my hotmail account is my junk mail collector. Whenever something requires an email addy, that's what I write down.

Wild world that we live in. I have a junk phone number, too

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

OK, but did they smash though?

[–] variants@possumpat.io 18 points 2 years ago

That subscribe button probably

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

~~myspace~~friendster want you back online

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Haha, this should have worked ten years ago.

[–] Steak@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago