Decidueye is an ancom/anprim/ecoterrorist
Incineroar was fired for trying to unionize the WWE
Chatot is in insufferable theory nerd
Eevee is a trans rights activist ML
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Incineroar was fired for trying to unionize the WWE
Bah Arceus, is that Iniceroar's music? OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE STEEL TYPE MOVE
Mr. Mime is a LaRouchite crank
new tagline please
Meowscarada is wanted by interpol for doing praxis (cybercrimes)
Sudowoodo is a federal agent
Spiritomb is a polycule that doubles as a local
Timburr died fighting in the Battle of Blair Mountain
Tinkaton fragged their commanding officer (Corviknight) in the Vietnam War
Dudunsparce is an anarcho-syndicalist and has a local with just them and Falinks
Also a sex pest
Please no. Pokemon respect consent.
Mawile? More like Maoile 
Bulbasaur is an anprim
Pikachu is an accelerationist
Charmander is a ML
Squirtle is an autonomist
Slowpoke is a leftcom
Beedril are anarchists, for like the anarchist, they lack hands, and instead have big pointy spikes instead
Political power grows out of the stinger of a Beedril.
Gardevoir would protect the one true leftist with their life.
Gengar is an ancom who wants to stage a second January 6th in 2025 because he thinks it would break the facade of US politics enough for the country to fall apart. But mostly Gengar is doing it because it would be funny.
Lugia and Kyogre are currently unionizing all of the sea animals 
Metagross and Alakazam are computing the logistics of FALGSC
And Slowpoke just found out that Bernie Sanders lost the 2020 primary.
Slowpoke never leaves the armchair long enough to touch grass harumph
Free square: Meowth is an Ancat
Voltorbs and Electrodes are syndicalists. I will not elaborate