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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Decidueye is an ancom/anprim/ecoterrorist

Incineroar was fired for trying to unionize the WWE

Chatot is in insufferable theory nerd

Eevee is a trans rights activist ML

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Incineroar was fired for trying to unionize the WWE

Bah Arceus, is that Iniceroar's music? OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE STEEL TYPE MOVE

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Mr. Mime is a LaRouchite crank

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

new tagline please

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Meowscarada is wanted by interpol for doing praxis (cybercrimes)

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sudowoodo is a federal agent

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Spiritomb is a polycule that doubles as a local

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Timburr died fighting in the Battle of Blair Mountain

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tinkaton fragged their commanding officer (Corviknight) in the Vietnam War

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Dudunsparce is an anarcho-syndicalist and has a local with just them and Falinks

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Magician@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Please no. Pokemon respect consent.

[–] CrushKillDestroySwag@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Mawile? More like Maoile mao-wave

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Bulbasaur is an anprim

Pikachu is an accelerationist

Charmander is a ML

Squirtle is an autonomist

Slowpoke is a leftcom

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Beedril are anarchists, for like the anarchist, they lack hands, and instead have big pointy spikes instead

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Political power grows out of the stinger of a Beedril.

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gardevoir would protect the one true leftist with their life.

Gengar is an ancom who wants to stage a second January 6th in 2025 because he thinks it would break the facade of US politics enough for the country to fall apart. But mostly Gengar is doing it because it would be funny.

Lugia and Kyogre are currently unionizing all of the sea animals sicko-orca

Metagross and Alakazam are computing the logistics of FALGSC

And Slowpoke just found out that Bernie Sanders lost the 2020 primary.

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Slowpoke never leaves the armchair long enough to touch grass harumph

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Free square: Meowth is an Ancat

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Voltorbs and Electrodes are syndicalists. I will not elaborate