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[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 63 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)
[–] kogasa@programming.dev 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Step 1, to play the heffer you will need to adjust your bones with a large mallet

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

That’s their tell; the broken fingers always throw Heffers.

[–] ZombieMantis@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Nice! Cop, Heffer, Hound has a nice ring to it, I think

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 38 points 2 years ago

🐄🐖🐕!

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Studies show that people pick K-9 65% of the time. Just a little tip for everyone to help you win your games.

[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cop, Cow, Canine has a nice ring to it.

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cop, Cow, Dog to keep the alliteration, or Pig, Cow, Dog to have three animals.

[–] DillyDaily@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Isn't alliteration when the same letter is used? So "cop cow canine" is alliterative because of the letter "C", while "Cop, Cow, Dog" just has repetitive beats/syllables.

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're right. Alliteration is repeating consonants. Repeating vowels is called assonance.

[–] DillyDaily@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Assonance, I had never heard of this, so cool that there's a word for it! thank you for teaching me 😊

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

See what they aren't telling you is that the cow is into that, and the dog was just fulfilling the cows kink. The cow was protecting his doggo friend from the criminal on patrol.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Man, I know police like to shoot dogs, but even their own?!

[–] Davel23@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

Dog, deputy, cow, lizard, Spock.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Kick beats tase, tase beats bite, bite beats kick?

[–] ShadowFox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Kick beats pig, pig beats bite, bite beats kick.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Kick beats pig, but not tase tho

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

The circle of liffffeee!!!