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[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 54 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Kraivo@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago

Only for no one else fucking them instead of him part

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Almost all the gods did was fuck. I doubt he'd buy it.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 years ago

My understanding of the classical concept of sex was that yes, sex was specifically the penetrative act, so it's entirely possible Zeus and Bros couldn't fathom what mischief women could get to on their own.

Artemis could totally go to Funkytown with her huntress desciples all she wanted without affecting her virtue, or brother Apollo feeling jealous. (That whole affair with Orion was, according to OSP, a Victorian era fantasy, with no prior primary sources.)

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

I thought Artemis was definitely ace?

[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Zues: "By the way, if you hear anything from my bedroom that sounds like a swan being choked that's fine."

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

As if Zeus would have the courtesy to take things to the bedroom.