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It's the dunk tank.

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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 56 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"only lgbt-friendly country in the middle east" btw

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s so cool how they allow gay marriage :padme:

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Remember when college was about learning in an intentional community built around growth rather than doing a literal genocide?

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

^this

The chuds cheering this shit probably complain out the other side of their mouth about college not being about learning anymore (for the wrong reasons, not the whole reproduction of the managerial class aspect)

[–] NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Doing a great job dispelling the stereotype that Jews are funny

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Being a reactionary cancels it out.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can still sex, drugs, rock n roll and pizza in college and support Palestine, actually it's a prerequisite.

[–] GreenTeaRedFlag@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

oh I wish it was, but there's just as many jet-ski store owners' kids in college now as ever.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Don't be politically active, just wallow in hedonism" is... A take.

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

:they-live:

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don’t think we should be taking our cues for what is and isn’t offensive from people who have total meltdowns at the sight of a “Free Parking” sign

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Context? I’m assuming they saw the front part and mentally filled in the rest as Palestine?

[–] nasezero@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

SMH, the columnist class and its consequences.

Had no clue Gorbachev… walls started it. Fun piece of lore.

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

I've seen a few of their other posters and they're all dumb cringe like these two.

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I HATE COLLEGE DISCOURSE

FIFTY PERCENT OF ALL POLITICAL DISCUSSIONS ARE FOCUSING ON WHATEVER THE CHUCKLE FUCKS IN THE IVY LEAGUES ARE DOING AND WHETHER OR NOT THE HARVARD PREZ DID A PLAGIARISM

NOBODY CAN AFFORD HOUSING, FOOD, TRANSPORT OR MEDICAL CARE AHHHHHH

torment torment torment

fr if you're in college and on here I love you like a comrade, but the weird 30-something chuds that obsess about hyper local college happenings get outsized media attention and it's frustrating. Holidays especially because all the chuds in my family get together to talk about nothing but the college campus politics at a school they've never attended in a state they've never visited like it has any impact on their daily life.

[–] sharkfucker420@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My uncle works for Boeing and thinks minorities are stealing his promotions. I have to see this man every holiday. I want to kill myself legitimately every time I speak to him. He wants me to take an internship at Boeing. If I have to see this man every day for an entire summer it might actually be over for me. He's also transphobic, obviously

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Remember when college was about drugs, late night pizza, and sex ~~instead of~~ as well as calling for intifada?

Yeah..... College was awesome... Care-Comrade

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

That first poster has a pretty real point to make. American Pie was the entire view of college stereotypes for an entire generation.

Shit is wildly different now, in a good way.

[–] GreenTeaRedFlag@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

proud to be ruining bucolic memories of carnal delight for zionists by existing. college is about crying in front of faculty, going off about atrocities at the drop of a hat, and showing off how much liquor you can drink til you forget your mother tongue.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wait so my teachers all said I'm not really built for college were just trying to say i don't fuck?

Drugs sex and pizza are majors? Would I have had to take on a larger than normal workload to take all three?

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Remember when college was about drugs, late night pizza, and sex

No. As far as I'm aware, higher education was never about that. These fuckers watch some shitty American film about horny students and build their entire worldview around that?

If you wanna get laid, go clubbing or hit up tinder or some shit, it'll work out cheaper in both the short and long term.