Jack Johnson's version of Rudolph is far superior. When they all cheer Rudolph, he calls them out for calling him names before.
this post was submitted on 21 Dec 2023
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And why didn't Santa impose consequences on the other reindeer for their bullying? Sadly realistic.
We don't know the real story, with such a grueling schedule Santa might be replacing the reindeer every year. The names could be sleigh position placeholders. Rudolph's red nose could be an unexpected mutation from extreme inbreeding of a limited genetic stock of flying reindeer.
So maybe he turned the bullies into venison and got new ones to replace them? Explains why they loved Rudolph at the end - it was that, or else!
Oof that's a bit to real for me... That's enough Internet for today..