Let's recap why Satan was a prick:
- He encouraged Eve to defy the ultimate tyrant.
- His actions were the impetus for the expression of free-will.
- He educated Adam and Eve and encouraged them to learn the truth of the world.
- He got them booted out of ~~paradise~~ prison.
God wanted obedient naked people, and when Adam and Eve decided to cover up, God got upset and kicked them out. This God guy sounds like a fucking pervert.
Thanks Satan!