The ancient trials redefined for the modern age
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Really fitting since usually the correct one isnt any of those. It'll be the non-flashy, plain text "download here" link.
KNIGHT: He chose... poorly.
Indy studies the array of download buttons.
ELSA: It would not be made ~~out of gold~~ with Javascript.
Indy picks up another cup, a simple earthenware jug.
INDY: That’s the ~~cup~~ text link ~~of a carpenter~~ of raw HTML.
He and Elsa exchange a look.
INDY: There’s only one way to find out.
Ublock origin makes short work of these lol
Me with my element blocker "Yes it is now fuck off <3"
This guy blocks
Girl but yes
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The real ancient trials were on the 1990s warez sites where you'd have to hunt for a 2 pixel square link on a giant page of porn ads and other trickery. Then you could get part 42 of 78 of a .rar for some game. Repeat another 77 times and wait a week for it to download on 33.6k and you got a free game!
And using flash get to manage your shitty download speed to resume disconnections and multithreading the 5 kbps stream to max out your download.
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Back when I had this problem, I got past it by hovering over the links and buttons and looking at the little url preview in the corner. The real one will either be on the same domain as the website or it will be something like gofile. The fake ones will go to domains like ads.doubleclick.net and ofksheugj.info.
the real trial always seems to actually be installing firefox with ublock
Really? I haven't had any issues on the 4 devices I've tried it on (Manjaro, Android, Windows, Manjaro). And the Windows was a locked down school version.
I think the joke is how many people are stubborn to move to firefox
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More people need to learn about yt-dlp and ffmpeg. Can't talk about the seedy anime websites, but youtube-mp3 conversion is so easily done yourself without havaing to visit any virus-pushing sites once you figure out how.
I usually use the trick to download YouTube videos using vlc media player, that gives mp4s, which one can get an mp3 from if for some reason I want an mp3 and not mp4 using audacity or something
From my time at Tumblr and DeviantArt I am really familiar with stuff like ffmpeg, but I don't think it is the type you are referring too.
Now I'm wondering what else ffmpeg could mean... Maybe female-female-male threesome with pegging?
gonna guess Final Fantasy Male Impregnation.
We tell not the muggles of our secret porn.
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I recently needed a QR code generated, and for the life of me, I couldn’t find a website that wouldn’t either require me to sign up, or generate the QR code to their link shortener service.
Finally resorted to logging into my headless Linux server and installing some QR code package.
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you can also use VLC to find the video source itself and just download it there.
The seedy anime sites are noticeably nicer than any legit site I've tried. Crunchyroll is a worse website than most pirate sites(assuming noting has improved since years ago). You just need an adblocker for the nuke my PC button next to the video.
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Someone's using yt-dlp and ffmpeg wrong if they're getting ads.
Also the pirate movie sites that you can't use without adblocker because without it wherever you click it opens a new window.
It's like a normie/noob filter at this point
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cobalt.tools is FOSS with no trackers or ads and can download from most places that matter.
Another open-source tool I've been using for years is jdownloader. It surprised me multiple times by being able to more music and video websites than just YouTube https://jdownloader.org/
!!! CAREFUL WHEN DOWNLOADING AND INSTALLING JDOWNLOADER, SOME DOWNLOAD LOCATIONS INCLUDE BLOAT !!!
Jdownloader is pretty nice, but if you're not careful when downloading it you get an assful of bloat with it - enough to fuck your computer up. Check these threads:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Piracy/comments/aqwp2t/does_jdownloader_2_still_have_bloatware_and/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Piracy/comments/133ib8s/guide_how_to_install_and_debloat_jdownloader/
Duckduckgo "Jdownloader bloat" to see for yourself.
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The faerie folk have moved onto the internet.
We've been here for aaaaages 🌈
You rang
It is the Otherworld after all
Who still uses that shit.. Like y'all forget NewPipe is a thing
Newpipe for Android and jdownloader on PC. Could even use vlc to find the direct download link. Never need to worry about where I'm downloading yt vids again.
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It reminds me of trying to find ROMs online as a kid, the link is almost always the smallest link, and almost never the five green DOWNLOAD buttons.
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One thing I really love about seedy anime websites and YouTube mp3 converters is like. They actually do what they say they're doing. But they WILL try to trick you into downloading a virus. Like its almost just a greeting at this point. I try to extract a song from a YouTube video and it says free VPN installer tonight perhaps? Free VPN installer tonight queen? And I say YouTube-mp3 converter you sly dog, you know what I'm here for. Show me the goods. And YouTube-mp3 converter says ahhh you got me, no getting one over on you. Thought it was worth a try tho. Here you go king x
Adblockers remove all those messages and ads. You'd be surprised at exactly how boring those pages look without 12 different download buttons, an ad for McAfee, and two banners about VPNs.
I have a little app that lets me send it a Spotify playlist and then it goes and finds the matching song on YouTube, converts it, and downloads it all in a big batch. Took forever to fuckin' find and it was of course on a site like that. Been a while since I used it; probably doesn't even work anymore. I tried like 5 others before finding that one, and they were all broken.
The dumb thing is I only wanted it because even though I use the local file thing and still pay for Spotify, it wouldn't actually play anything whenever I didn't have Internet access, making it's own built in system of "downloading" and playing files locally useless.
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I hate it when people write the way they talk
That's... A rather stupid thing to be irked over.
I bet you love people who write the way their dialect sounds.
It's fine and I like it.
I'm worse. I talk how I write. Sentences ending in prepositions? Nah, fuck that
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