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[–] M137@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

Nah, that's the Chupacabra, the mythical Goat sucker.

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well then show us a carbonara 😏

[–] Cheesus@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Not a shit post but I did eat one when I was in Colombia. It was actually very tasty.

[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

is that a new guinea pig, paupa?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Don't know if you're unaware or not, but this is a capybara. They're the largest living rodents and chill as fuck ❤️

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (5 children)

It's a carbonara. Read the meme, friend.

[–] Nightwind@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

It's actually a Caipirinha. I think I remember drinking a freshly juiced one at a bar once.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're thinking of Chupacabra. Carbonara is a Spanish cryptid.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pretty sure chupacabra is that horse shaped indian one

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're thinking of Crocotta. Not to be confused with the deep-fried, breaded roll of mashed potato.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ok om very sure the Crocotta is an Australian spider cryptid

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't you mean Kumonga? Not to be confused with ...uh... dang, I'm running out of cryptids.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

dang, I'm running out of cryptids.

Happens to me near the end of every month. I really need to budget them better.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're thinking of Crypto. Cryptids are those one-eyed giants from Greek mythology.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You're thinking of Cyclops. Cryptids are small sap-sucking insects.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Those are Aphids. You're thinking of the medical word for chronic indifference.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You're thinking of apathy. Cryptids are Dungeons & Dragons aberrations with psionic powers that hail from the Astral plane.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Those are illithids, the Mind Flayers. You're thinking of Adam's first wife.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

That's Lilith. You're thinking of unlawful conduct or contraband.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's "illegal". You're thinking of handwriting that's not clear enough to be read.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's illegible. You're thinking of a bachelor that people want to marry.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's eligible. What you mean is when something is safe to eat.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

That's edible. You're looking for the businessman and sometimes inventor who killed an elephant to slander Nikola Tesla.

[–] YoorWeb@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] Kuba@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

They always pull up

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Of course. My sincerest apologies for that dreadful error!

[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Not aware. It’s in the username. Would hit a blunt with for sure.

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

They’re called that because of their dance in which they almost kick you in the face, much like Brazilian street dance Carbonara.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

If my grandma had wheels she woukd be a bike