this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2023
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[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

This has all the makings of a hit movie. It's basically Death Note, but OP has to nut to seal the deal.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

An abrahamic god punishing other people for your sins? Preposterous!

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago

Lot's family: Wack.

[–] Thranduil@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Its lore accurate. Like when he killed first borns because he forced the pharaoh to reject moses

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 years ago

I guess there was also that one time he said to put all the Amalekite women, children, babies, and animals to death, and then got pissy when Saul didn't do genocide fast enough

[–] Shard@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago

You forgot to say Astaghfirullah before each session.

It works the same way as no homo.