And once you unwrap the long capitalism box, you find out that it's an enormous veiny dildo covered in sandpaper, glass shards, human shit and fox piss.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ok, first time I'll admit that there is something not getting on the "everything is a dildo, if ..." - even if this thing would exist irl officially labelled as a dildo.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And maybe Molag Bal from Skyrim?

[–] explodicle@local106.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or Muatra

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago

Or the gom jabbar from Dune.

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago

Everything can be used as a dildo, but many can only be used as a dildo once.

[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Once a bearded German warned us about what would happen in the future but many called him crazy, I think it's too late to agree with him now. Welcome to the world created in the similarity of the neoliberalism of the decadent bourgeoisie.

[–] OurToothbrush@lemmy.ml -2 points 2 years ago

I think it’s too late to agree with him now.

Nah, and doomer-ism only serves to protect capitalism

[–] bear_delune@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

2019?! My sweet summer child

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Right? The fuck? It’s always looked like a battleship to me

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Same box, just to make it clear