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[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 59 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] poplargrove@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I know an apprentice when I see one. See you at high council.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

is this what started the no poop challenge?

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

No Deuce December

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Easy now, no need to go nuclear

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] starman2112@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

🎡 Straight outta Mordor, four more wizards come to your door

Don't step to us, cause we the number one sorcerers

Pour more of that maiden-bangin potion

Pop the dragon into three legged motion, now we coastin🎡

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago
[–] pigup@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 years ago

Just came back from the toilet, you have no power over me

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 23 points 2 years ago

fails concentration check

Suffocates

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

This is a great format

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I cast feeling(tongue in mouth)

I cast feeling(feet in shoes)

[–] Sanyanov@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

You monster

I cast THE GAME

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

I counter it with "breathing to the tune of a song I have stuck in my head"

[–] starman2112@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I just stop breathing. If my dumbass lungs wanna live they can start pulling their weight

Hahaha love this thread, I hope it becomes meta

[–] MrSilkworm@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I cast manual moving eyelids

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Fuck you why does that work

[–] Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

In through the nose, out through the mouth. Expand your diaphragm on exhales, meaning your belly should extend, and compress it on inhales, meaning your belly should contract. Deep, long breaths, with each one, return your focus to your form. When you drift, and find your breathing is automatic again, and your mind has wandered, acknowledge the thought, and return your awareness to your breathing. In through then nose, belly contracting and chest expanding, hold, out through the mouth, belly expanding and chest contracting.

All that to say, manual breathing is something I think everyone should practice regularly.