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Alt text: Even with a blank map, a lot of people can only name 45-50 of the 64 states.

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[–] randoot@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I was expecting this one to be interactive but then I noticed the alt text. I'm not a geography nerd who's going to explain this one

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The map looks correct at first glance, but he's added another 14 states by drawing the borders wrong XD

[–] dragontamer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Working from the bottom left... California, Arizona, New Mexico.... Wtf?

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 years ago

California, Arizona, New Mexico, Old Mexico, Texas …

I’ve got: Neo Hampshire, Middle Carolina, Outdianna, Tennetucky, Rkansas, Northwest Dakota, West South Dakota, Souther Dakota, The Real South Dakota, Coloradon’t, Becausoming, Ariz Oh No!, Udaho & Trail

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Ah yes the great states of Arkansas and Arkan'tsas, of Kansas and Kan'tsas.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 9 points 2 years ago

A couple of my friends had a go at this one:

Some notable quotes:

"Wrong. It goes washingyon, oregon, gravity falls, hotel california"

"pennywise AND ohio, rough spot for maine"

"New Hampsire is not a state. I haven’t heard shit from someone in New Hampshire"

[–] callyral@pawb.social 7 points 2 years ago

Texas, California, Colorado, Wyoming, Colorado again-... wait a minute

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah yes, Washington, Oregon, Orecan't, and California!

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Even Washington is mostly "S Seattle". C'mon Cascadia! Fuck these Orecan't posers, let's go hang with Hawaii. 🤙🏼

[–] ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 7 points 2 years ago

I'm just tickled that this map shows MN's northwest angle as the (pseudo)exclave that it is.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My favorite is asking people what the 51st state is, Hawaii or Alaska?

[–] criticon@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

How many states are in New Mexico?

[–] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 years ago

North and South Dakota now have a Middle Dakota buffer zone.

[–] Bojimbo@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Most forget to put both New and Old Hampshire

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Old Hampshire is surprisingly close to the original Zealand.

[–] HububBub@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

East Maine is so much better than West Maine.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago

Is that west maine? I thought it was old hampshire

[–] Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Canadian here, from the outside it seems to just be 3 states. Almost crazy, crazy and don't come here if you want to exist.

[–] fujiwood@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The United States of America

[–] rhythmisaprancer@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

United Stateses

[–] TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago
[–] Infynis@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't know if that's West Ohio or East Indiana, but either way, it is a crime against nature

[–] HopingForBetter@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

We're always as war with East ~~Asia~~ Indiana.

[–] JollyG@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] SgtAStrawberry@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Ninessee pronounced Nanci

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

NW, NE, SW, & SE Colorado

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Unless you're including all the minor islands and territories, the U.S. only has 50 states to speak of. I know I could identify my state, Texas, Hawaii, California and a couple others. If there are people who can name up to 50 states and where they are on a map, that's pretty damn impressive!

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Calm down. Yes, of course there are a few people who can, but fortunately most of them live in that small part of the world that is still outside the US.

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

That's true. I doubt most U.S. citizens could actually name most of the states or their locations on a map of the U.S. All I'm saying is that if they can, that's pretty impressive - because so many young people today can't even name a country at random.

[–] ForestOrca@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

LoL, New Mexico A & B

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

The chef is intact but is holding 2 plates now.

[–] Neato@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

I like Central Carolina and Kennesaw.