Oh this video fucked also it made no sense how did he gather that much speed
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I think their uniforms are mostly polyester or something so they're slick, and the slide's angle is only safe if you're under a certain weight I guess.
There must be some way to exploit this intel.
My take: Start a company that markets slides as a "Quick Response" tool like firefighter's poles, install them in police stations with federal grants. Tout the "Tactical" black paint and Teflon-coated interior as a "Rapid Deployment Force Multiplier" that lets the piggies get to their surplus MRAPs as fast as possible.
It's so fucking funny, he shoots out like he was hit by an Elder Scrolls paralysis spell. He's like rigid until he hits the floor
Even despite that why was this guy going down it anyways? You expect this among a group of children in a sort of community service thing but there's like 0 people there.
Cops face plenty of perils in the line of duty—and now they can add an unusual one to the list. In a viral video that made the rounds last week, a uniformed Boston police officer spilled out of the City Hall Plaza playground slide face-down and rattled around like a soda vacating a vending machine. He suffered minor injuries, NBC10 Boston reported. But the incident provided some major entertainment.
Its been many years since I bought a can of ~~soda~~ pop from a vending machine but the second I read that I heard the exact sound in my head lol.
This slide turns pigs into bags of wet cement.
ACAB
but the slide is cool
lmao how does someone flip INSIDE a slide? Porkie was breaking physics in there
Not even the laws of physics are safe from being violated.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vfOBad-A8dU
https://youtube.com/shorts/vfOBad-A8dU (one of the few videos that benefits from the YouTube shorts autoloop)
Holy shit that guy was ZOOMIN
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Even if it would be a funny bit, please don't spread fentanyl on that slide to improve it's efficiency
As funny as it was watching the pig hurt himself, I hope he's okay.
Why?
so that the townsfolk don't have to pay him out extra for being hurt on the job
because I have a small sliver of empathy? And it looks like a rough tumble?
People who deserve empathy aren't cops.