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Alabama Middle Schooler Jailed After Taking Basketball Back Out From Under Her Shirt (www.theonion.com)
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[–] thechadwick@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

Finally! Life begins at inflation, and the cops need to be punishing anyone who doesn't respect the sanctity of bblife.

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Got me.

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

It’s so much like reality now. All they have to do is imagine what the GOP would actually do next