BEHOLD!
this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2023
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omg i never realized dreidels are d4s
Imagine sitting at a game table and someone pulls out this bad boy for a roll.
"You encounter a grandma. Roll for gelt."
Natural 1, you klutz!
Everything is a d4 if you try hard enough.
D4 D4 D4
I print with PLA
And when it's cool and ready
Min damage all damn day
Now I'm not racist but...
... people that prefer the bottom number are a blight upon the world and should be sterilized and forced in to education camps.
You're permitted to speak your mind, as long as your rhetoric does not become conduct, but I find your ideas despicable and you are a pox on the University.
They just spoke their mind and you call him a pox on the Universe. That's typical light blue dicer rethoric right there. You should be ashamed of yoursef! What are you, against free speech?
team purp forever. You look at the number on top to see what result you got on every other die, why change for d4s?
But it's not on the top, it's just near the top. I micro-etch the numbers in the vertices.
But then you don't have a D4 anymore; you've got a really unfair and mislabeled D8.
At least it's honest about how unfair it is.
Burn the blunt d4 people! Caltrop d4 is the only d4!
Look at this guy, loading his dice 🤨
All d4s are abominations that shouldn’t exist
These are really cute, thank you!
You might also get a kick outta these:
Aaand I now have an expensive die habit, thanks! :))
If you're commenting in this community, it was only a matter of time.
How are these not more of a thing? So much better than caltrops.
I have long d3s
I designed and modeled some rollability-optimized d4s years ago. They were based on reuleaux tetrahedra, with flat sections of the faces for numbers.
I never got further than printing them, but they rolled well.
I don't know why I'm writing this, but if anybody wants the files, let me know.
EDIT: Here's a printables link with the parts: https://www.printables.com/model/680575-reuleaux-d4-dice
liiiiiiiiiiink?!
I'll upload them somewhere when I get home from work. What's a suitable file host these days?
EDIT: Added a link to my original comment
I am very interested in those files, and would like to try them Out.
I'll upload them somewhere when I get home from work. What's a suitable file host these days?
Hmmm, for 3d models i personally prefer printables. For anything else i just use a git lab repository.
Excellent point. I'll stick 'em on printables.
Added a link to my origina comment!
Someone should make one of those "I need a die with only four sides - WORDS FROM THE ABSOLUTELY DERANGED" memes
They should band together and fight the ones where you have to pick up the die to see the number it landed on.
Alternatively, what if you had a hole where all the vertices are and had a projector in the dice project the number onto the ceiling.?
Hologram projecting dice
I wanted to burn this thing the moment I saw it, and it took me a few seconds to figure out why
Are you supposed to pick the one facing you? Wtf it's so bad
You pick the side that's face down.
The bottom one has so much wasted space that could have made the numbers more clearly readable.
Kill the apostates and burn all they held dear.
Our dice God is the only true dice god.