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[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You also apparently forgot to turn on the oven. Maybe ask your doctor if you have ADHD?

[–] Entropywins@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pizzas still in the freezer?!?!

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

But the house still burned down somehow

[–] teft@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is why you set timers.

[–] CarlsIII@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Yeah if you remember

[–] sour@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

no happenings if use oven with built in timer

[–] BorgDrone@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago

Also when your oven sends an alert to your phone when it’s done.

[–] kubica@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Emergency room spray while trying to not to spray food with it at the same time. Anyway, all in vain.

[–] kubica@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

By the way, for the second time you've learned that you should put the burnt stuff in a properly closed bag, but still better if you take it out of the house as soon as possible. Thanks to this maybe the smell will last for fewer days.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

picks up the obsidian disc that used to be a pizza

JARVIS: "Congratulations, you have discovered a new element."

[–] ArcaneGadget@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Time to check the batteries in your smoke alarms...

[–] statues_lasers@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I have the high ground moment.