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[–] Mango@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yoooo, I manufacture these packages!

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thank you for your service.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's what they pay me for!

For reals though, I actually rip these up because I'm QA.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is there a trick to opening the entrees? Either I rip them hard in one smooth motion and fling it everywhere, or I do it carefully and get stuck halfway and it doesn't want to rip anymore and I gotta try the other side or get a knife out.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Knife. I use a razor.

[–] thechadwick@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can you do me a quick favor?

I've never met anybody with this kind of access before, so could you punch the guy who decided to get rid of the little tabasco bottles in the face real hard?

Alternatively, (preferably both) if you run into the guy in the hallway carrying something hot, would you please trip him?

Thanks! -everyone in the army

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

We don't have any of the food where I work. 🤣

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social 29 points 2 years ago

You can put it on "bread"!

[–] bownage@beehaw.org 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Let's get this onto a tray

[–] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] z500@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago

Mkay so let's first start off with the jalapeno cheese pouch.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

Meal Ready to Exit

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Rock or something

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

After five pouches of cheese, I'm not sure it's coming out

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 years ago

That's what the jalapeno is for

[–] poplargrove@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

ifunny.c🙂

[–] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

OHMYGOSH! I freakin' love jalapeño cheese!

[–] momocchi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Don’t forget to get it out on to a tray first!

[–] Toes@ani.social 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You'll be constipated for a lifetime 💩

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago

We need Ordinary Sausage to make a sausage out of this.