Flexing with phones is weird af. People spend 1000 bucks on a phone and do the same shit that a phone for the quarter of the price can do.
this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2023
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Too poor to flex with sports cars, gotta go into debt to flex with phone
Using money to flex at all is dumb. While everyone's out here flexing, I'll actually be retiring at some point.
You know it's funny, I use android and I've never seen a single green bubble. Weird, huh?
My bubbles are purple and gray!
Mine match whatever colors my screen background is. They change whenever I change the background.
My bubbles can be any color I want them to be and I change them weekly according to my mood.
This is just proof that amaricans will always see color
Me too cos who TF uses SMS in 2023?
On Android, you can make the bubbles any color you want.
We're all getting fucked by tech monopolies.
How about that?
Nothing to argue there, but I still prefer android over that iOS shit.
Company fanboys any sector are such cringe dipshits.
I'm always proud to tell people I bought a refurbished flagship phone from 2 years ago at 1/8 the price (without mentioning price) when they see how good my pictures look. I'm currently rocking Google's spyware known as the Pixel 7 pro.
Look into grapheneos, it has almost the same features as vanilla google android. The few things it lacks are google auto (i don't drive), google pay (i don't wanna pay shit anyway)
"Glass is glass, and glass breaks"
- Jerryrigseverything
It took me far too long to realise that was a hoop earing and not a circle that the red arrow was pointing to that was meant to be showing me something.. 😂😂
Me with my moto g pure that I dipped in 24k gold.
I miss my Pure.
Sorry but I'm using a Sony which is known for being way overpriced
Every commercial I see is companies giving iPhones away for free. It's now at a point where I had to pay extra to avoid getting an iPhone.
Well at least my beat-up phone from 2018 runs mainline linux
I envy you! I also had a Samsung Galaxy Note II secondary phone running postmarketOS until fairly recently, but the experience was pretty unusable and I put free and open-source Android (AOSP) back on it approximately 1.5 months ago.
Yeah, about that... I never said it was exactly stable :) Although that may at least partly be due to me messing with mobile-nixos and not postmarket. So far the sound and mic have been acting a bit, but that's probably due to misconfiguration on my part.
On the other hand, waydroid works pretty damn well, so I don't really see the reason in flashing back android
Reminds me of a very old post, back when iphone5 was released:
- I'm getting the new iphone
- Why? So girls can ignore you in higher quality?
I may be broke, but I'm proud of it, because your phone broke.
Ironic that crApple always gets away with winning lawsuits left and right.
I don't know what iPhone glass is but it feels like even if iPhone users are a minority, the only people I see with broken screens are iPhone users... A friend of mine even broke his screen the same day he bought his phone and just lived with it like that for a year...