this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2023
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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

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  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
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[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wow. That’s some dedication.

I thought motel room coffee pot cooking was bad enough

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 years ago

What does not krill you makes you stronger

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That seems like an awful lot of work to just cook 8 little shrimps.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 years ago

The ocean calls and I must answer?

[–] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago

Iirc this one is faked. Paymoneywubby proved it.

[–] 50MYT@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lots of questions...

How did you get the battery on the plane...

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] AgnosticMammal@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

From the official TSA account:

This is fishy…

Do you have a krillion questions regarding this crustacean situation? First, sink your teeth into this shrimply more palatable checklist:

✅Bag of shrimp (frozen or unfrozen)

✅Dried mashed potatoes (seasoned or unseasoned)

✅Two 6 volt batteries (more on batteries through our link in bio)

✅Portable beverage heater

While all these items are technically allowed in carry-on bags, splish splashing your shrimp mash in an airplane lavatory could be dangerous (and also 🤢).

Official word from the @FAA - “Dry batteries are only permitted to be carried by passengers on aircraft when protected against damage and short circuit. A person who knowingly or recklessly violates hazardous materials regulations could face fines of up to $96K for each violation and up to 5 years in jail.”

#Shrimp #Seafood #SeafoodBoil

[–] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

What in the...