In exchange for leniency, Santos has agreed to provide the location of the Lost Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail, Jimmy Hoffa's tomb, and the location of his hidden pot 'o gold/lucky charms. He also purports to be long-lost fugitive from justice D.B. Cooper.
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After Santos's recent outbursts about various antics by various politicians, his opportunity to name names in exchange for less prison time should make for must see TV.
"antics" is such a woefully insufficient word for his actions/behavior... shenanigans, tomfoolery, etc... they all fail to hit the mark. we need a new word.
Fuckery generally works for that.
I fully support this to the extent that he should just get sent back to Argentina or wherever it was and prosecutors just immediately go to town on the dirt he provides in kind
He won’t get shit and he won’t rat on anyone of note. It will all wash away and the news cycle will carry on
Looks like Rafael "Zodiac" Cruz's unlove child.
I’m sick of seeing this dude’s face
Why is a plea deal on the table? Prosecute the bitch