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[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Folks, the bourgeois, they're no good, more and more people are saying it. All these workers— the biggest, we have the biggest workers— very handsome workers come up to me and say, Comrade Trump there is a specter haunting Europe, and you know what, they're right. These bourgeois are very nasty people, very very rude, and very unfair to the workers. They are stealing our surplus value and no one is doing anything about it. The proletariat comes up to me every day and says, Comrade Trump will you lead the revolution? And I gotta turn to them and say look, the instruments of capitalism will be used to bring about its destruction, believe me. The means of production, Obama never wanted to seize them. Well guess what? I'm seizing them. Landlords? They're done for folks. Everyone told me— they said, Comrade Trump you won't be the vanguard of the revolution and they would laugh, the media laughed the democrats laughed, guess who's laughing now? trump-yassified

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

jesse-wtf no clue how they come up with this stuff

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

You just make up your enemies position and then strut around like you didn't even have to fight because your made up position is too silly to engage. It's not worth the time of the Adults In The Room™

[–] SnAgCu@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

BMF-levels of inscrutable, but it's not even funny

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

BMF was incoherent in a literal sense, but coherent in a spiritual, poetic sense. This is just boring nonsense made of nothing.

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

we famously never talk about trump lmao

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hoss, the only way I can stomach to watch that pre-death bloated Mango Mussolini on the news is with my resting bitch face applied and a glass of wine at the ready!

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Cromulently fuckrustable days are when Tommy needs drinky.

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Who the hell is this guy? A Hexbear admin? Seems a bit vain

trump-anguish trump-dapper trump-death-note trump-feed trump-kaneki trump-kubrick-stare trump-moist trump-who-must-go trump-yassified brump thicc-trump cheeto-man sad-boi

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Imagine being so bloodthirsty that you view "Trump and Biden both represent facets of American imperialism" as a defense of Trump.

[–] flan@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

It comes from completely ignoring what other people say because you immediately dismiss them as russian or chinese bots without examining their arguments. If they disagree with me, they are a bot. End of thought.

[–] machiabelly@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"their propaganda masters"

They literally can't comprehend having an ideology that isn't drip fed to them.

still waiting on those sorosbux

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It is funny to mention Trump around tankies and watch their heads explode

??? So do they think not having Trump derangement syndrome makes our heads explode???

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i for one have never heard of trump, enlighten me!

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Trump? Like the Br*tish word for fart?

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

It is funny to mention Trump around tankies and watch their heads explode. They can't pretend Trump is a communist, but their propaganda masters don't want them to turn against the Republicans, so they're just in this weird space where the only thing they can do is aggressively avoid the topic at all.

Liberals must be pro George Bush since they’re not constantly talking about the former president. And of course this is the result of Putin’s masterminding reality

Wait this is supposed to be a satirical comment not a factual one

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Liberals are pro bush now. They have completely rehabilitated him

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The fact that Trump was the funniest president doesn't mean he was a good president

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago

Bush jr. had it for a while. I lost my shit when he admitted he pirated the beetles songs on the news when he talked about his iPod.

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago

Yeah if there's one things Hexbears famously love its Russian's anti-LGBT policies. We are constantly saying "its good Russia oppresses gay and trans people" its like our favorite thing.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

praising putin is when you point out liberals cheer for nazis

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The average Seven Years In Tibet enjoyer

(Someone's gotta explain to me how Brad Pitt could have ever agreed to play a Nazi, let alone a glowingly positive depiction of a Nazi protagonist, in that movie. Shit's been on my mind after the little whoopsie in the Canadian parliament and having just written a comment where I mentioned the Ahnenerbe Organisation.)

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

maybe-later-kiddo his performance in "Inglorious Basterds" erases that, sweaty. Except that movie was also problematic because they killed Nazis. They should have convinced the Nazis that trump bad and made allies out of them