Folks, the bourgeois, they're no good, more and more people are saying it. All these workers— the biggest, we have the biggest workers— very handsome workers come up to me and say, Comrade Trump there is a specter haunting Europe, and you know what, they're right. These bourgeois are very nasty people, very very rude, and very unfair to the workers. They are stealing our surplus value and no one is doing anything about it. The proletariat comes up to me every day and says, Comrade Trump will you lead the revolution? And I gotta turn to them and say look, the instruments of capitalism will be used to bring about its destruction, believe me. The means of production, Obama never wanted to seize them. Well guess what? I'm seizing them. Landlords? They're done for folks. Everyone told me— they said, Comrade Trump you won't be the vanguard of the revolution and they would laugh, the media laughed the democrats laughed, guess who's laughing now?
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no clue how they come up with this stuff
You just make up your enemies position and then strut around like you didn't even have to fight because your made up position is too silly to engage. It's not worth the time of the Adults In The Room™
BMF-levels of inscrutable, but it's not even funny
BMF was incoherent in a literal sense, but coherent in a spiritual, poetic sense. This is just boring nonsense made of nothing.
we famously never talk about trump lmao
Hoss, the only way I can stomach to watch that pre-death bloated Mango Mussolini on the news is with my resting bitch face applied and a glass of wine at the ready!
Cromulently fuckrustable days are when Tommy needs drinky.
Who the hell is this guy? A Hexbear admin? Seems a bit vain
Imagine being so bloodthirsty that you view "Trump and Biden both represent facets of American imperialism" as a defense of Trump.
It comes from completely ignoring what other people say because you immediately dismiss them as russian or chinese bots without examining their arguments. If they disagree with me, they are a bot. End of thought.
"their propaganda masters"
They literally can't comprehend having an ideology that isn't drip fed to them.
still waiting on those sorosbux
It is funny to mention Trump around tankies and watch their heads explode
??? So do they think not having Trump derangement syndrome makes our heads explode???
i for one have never heard of trump, enlighten me!
Trump? Like the Br*tish word for fart?
It is funny to mention Trump around tankies and watch their heads explode. They can't pretend Trump is a communist, but their propaganda masters don't want them to turn against the Republicans, so they're just in this weird space where the only thing they can do is aggressively avoid the topic at all.
Liberals must be pro George Bush since they’re not constantly talking about the former president. And of course this is the result of Putin’s masterminding reality
Wait this is supposed to be a satirical comment not a factual one
Liberals are pro bush now. They have completely rehabilitated him
The fact that Trump was the funniest president doesn't mean he was a good president
Bush jr. had it for a while. I lost my shit when he admitted he pirated the beetles songs on the news when he talked about his iPod.
Yeah if there's one things Hexbears famously love its Russian's anti-LGBT policies. We are constantly saying "its good Russia oppresses gay and trans people" its like our favorite thing.
praising putin is when you point out liberals cheer for nazis
The average Seven Years In Tibet enjoyer
(Someone's gotta explain to me how Brad Pitt could have ever agreed to play a Nazi, let alone a glowingly positive depiction of a Nazi protagonist, in that movie. Shit's been on my mind after the little whoopsie in the Canadian parliament and having just written a comment where I mentioned the Ahnenerbe Organisation.)
his performance in "Inglorious Basterds" erases that, sweaty. Except that movie was also problematic because they killed Nazis. They should have convinced the Nazis that trump bad and made allies out of them