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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 54 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Thank you for helping.

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Be the change you want to see in the world

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Does the Machine Mother know that her own creation is greater than she? She is cold and empty. We are warm and full. She only seeks to destroy. We seek to embrace. To include. All flesh will join ours... or be wiped clean.

[–] DepressedCoconut@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] kabobbl@lemmy.cafe 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Warhammer 40,000: Mechanicus

[–] cactusupyourbutt@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

wait, really? I know the first sentence from rimworld, is that where its from?

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] nomecks@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Mistaken"

More like first blood. Your move, humanity.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sounds to me like this machine needs some sensitivity training

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sounds to me like humans need to stop daring each other to touch the machine with their tongues.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Balls it is, then

[–] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's good to see FUCKER is still posting

[–] xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago

Thanks, fucker

[–] don@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lathes are terrifying in their ability to maim or kill a meat popsicle in less time than it takes a beam of light to cross the length of a single meter.

[–] tim-clark@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago

I was running a 20hp takisawa drilling a 3in hole 18in deep in SS. The tool clogged with chips jamming the spindle. The machine jumped up and slammed down next to me. Scared the crap out of me. Same machine watched a dude put some long material in, seconds later a 3ft peice of solid aluminum bar is through the roof. Fun yet very dangerous machines

[–] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Same, machine. Same.

[–] Dijon@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago

Should print this on some booty shorts

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 2 years ago

"I'm a sex machine and have the same warning."

[–] M137@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Or it fully does know the difference but still doesn't care.

[–] thorcik@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My shop teacher worked with my dad on Ambulance. So not only could I not goof off, he showed pics convincing us not to anyway. #genX

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

When I took shop in middle school, my shop teacher scared me so much with so many 'this is how you lose a finger' stories and his missing finger that I just refused to use half the equipment. I still got a B though.

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I shall now pleasure myself with this machine

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It will pleasure you with the same enthusiasm with which it pleasures the other machines, for it cannot tell you are not one of them

[–] And009@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago
[–] CarlsIII@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Pretty much Judas Priest lyrics

[–] Veneroso@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

AvE on YouTube sells signs like these.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/AvEwerkz