I purposely call his facebook videos tik tok and he gets mad lol
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We've found the reverse card for boomers calling all video games consoles Nintendo.
ayy there kiddo catch any of them pokey mens today? 
now pokey your ass to 
pokey your ass
I met one who improbably called game consoles a "wii game"
now.You’re never too old to be an iPad Kid
You’re never too old to be an iPad, Kid
I'm impressed at his ability to keep up with youth culture.
subway surfers
subwoofer surfers
Boomers really do be projecting onto Tik Tok teens
My dad can't put his smart phone down even when watching a movie. He also flips channels constantly. We've basically concluded that if ADHD is hereditary I got it from him.
It is, in fact, hereditary
Aw shit oh fuck
Zoomer energy
horseshoe theory except it's boomers and gen z both needing several things going on at once to keep their attention
Have you talked to him about it?
yes, I bought the headphones to try to solve the issue
How's he supposed to hear the TV if he's got headphones in?
Yeah but have you brought it up since then?
Yes
I have to bring head phones when ever I got to my father-in-law's for the same reason.
crazy how I'm here halfway across the world from you and I have the exact same experience, only replacing MSNBC with my local news channels and Facebook with Whatsapp
Multitasking king
is he going deaf? either that or maybe the lead poisoning has taken over.
The lead most likely
MSNBC is the warm blanket. My mom refused to cut the cord because there was no way to stream msnbc at the time
Our generation will be way worse as old ppl. Pretty sure I wrecked my eardrums at 16 with my iPod earbuds. If I make it to 74, I'll be blasting shitty, annoying podcasts at 100-plus volume.
my crusty old ass with two remaining functioning braincells begging the nurse to put on my favorite Youtube Poops and Epic Memes from like 2007 
Wish I'd saved that one GI Joe PSA with the Wu-Tang torture skit, it disappeared from the Internet and now life will never be the same
Tip: do not go see doom metal shows without ear plugs
I'm so glad I heeded the warnings sorta young, i did one of those frequency sweep hearing tests on youtube and it was only a couple years off.
MSNBC RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP HERE'S HOW TRUMP DID YOU FORGET ABOUT TRUMP? HEY WAR THUG WITH A BOOK TO PLUG - DAE LE TRUMP? YA TRUMP BOOK TRUMP TRUMP IMPORTANT TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP NOW DAVID MANURE WITH SERIOUS LEAN AND SERIOUS TONE DAVID MANURE TONIGHT WE TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP RUSSIA INDICTMENT COURT TRUMP TRUMP WAR THUG BOOK PLUG TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
i got that boom boom-er
woodstock was a blur
I'm out here tryin to rock
the kids complainin' its hot
yea I was born '68
you were 2000 and late
i put the volume up max
cuz i got hearing aids