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[–] borlax@hexbear.net 86 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I love how mad gen xers get when it comes to admitting they were very privileged. They are proud of it, but also insanely mad about it.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 33 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Old mystery/thriller book by John D. MacDonald. 'The Brass Cupcake.' In the story, the hero explains that in prison slang, a 'cupcake' is a privilege that can be revoked at anytime by any guard. Everything under our system is a cupcake.

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 77 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

[CW: Abuse]

I got bad news for you gen X, we millennials were beaten by our parents too. We had the same fucking parents

yea

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[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 76 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"I am a victim of physical assault and an alcoholic kept functional by my squeezing into the last drop of prosperity afforded by the looting of the eastern bloc, this is why I am not to be pitied"

[–] dragongloss@hexbear.net 73 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Millennials are gonna be in hospice and people are still gonna treat that generation like they are little kids and blame them for another industry under-performing capitalists' expectations.

[–] LeopardShepherd@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago

"Why millenials ruining hospice care"

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's really endearing you think they'd let us have hospice care.

That's already becoming the cash cow of a fucked industry, you're going to have to prove three times active income to be admitted to hospice care.

Millenials retirement will look like the next generation setting a loaded gun on the table next to us and then looking at us expectantly.

[–] ThisMachinePostsHog@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

Yeah, my retirement plan is ending up on one of those "creepy, unsolved disappearances" compilation videos on youtube.

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[–] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 72 points 2 years ago (2 children)

the thing you need to remember about generation-x is we are the most lead-addled generation in history

you're gonna need to kill us all, for the good of the planet, I beg you

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[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 68 points 2 years ago

Y'all

shut the fuck up

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 67 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

"You really wanna start things with us while we drink our wine in our homes we bought through our sheer tyranny of will?"

Oh no, you're not taking credit for what the millennials went through. But sure, keep it classy by rubbing your house that you were lucky enough to buy before investors ruined everything in our faces, you sure showed us.

I think they realize they were spoiled and got the easy gig, but they find it emasculating so that's why they lash out at us.

[–] Scew@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The sheer force of will required to have been handed a job you aren't qualified for that pays more than you're worth and in so doing been made able to afford a house that was bought for TWO paperclips and the string in their pocket that they unfortunately have to sell for 2 million dollars now...

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[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 62 points 2 years ago

The reactions you get when you say "my parents didn't hit me and I turned out fine."

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 57 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Oh cute. I was both given time-outs, beaten with a belt, and got the added bonus of getting beaten with a stick on my hands and feet as a millennial child. Where's my oppression trophy

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have it, I got beaten with a rolling pin.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Ooo that sounds like an awful experience. If I may ask, was it more of a clubbing than a whacking?

[–] gruvn@lemm.ee 54 points 2 years ago

As a Gen X - fuck this guy. You have to be an ignorant ass to write off all the issues faced by everyone trying to make a life for themselves these days. We've all been fucked by capitalism, and we shouldn't be blaming each other.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 50 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Millennials are closing in on 50 years old now lol. It’s incredible that every millennial is a college freshman going into gender studies in the minds of these people

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Millennial cut-off is generally agreed to be 1981, so the oldest elder Millennial is, at most, 42

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Point still remains that referring to a generation that’s on average in their mid 30’s as “snot-nosed little shits” is peak “I stopped registering that things change in 2004.”

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[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 50 points 2 years ago

the fuck you say bitch? you think you're tough? well i was abused as a defenseless child by people with more physical and social power than me who abjectly failed in their responsibility to protect and nurture me! bet you're scared now!

[–] Lucien@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Boomers weren't the parents of gen x wtf 😂

[–] edge@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They were for plenty of gen Xers. An early boomer having kids in their mid 20s would have made a mid to late gen X.

[–] Lucien@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I wouldn't call that "plenty"; that's an edge case at best

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[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago (2 children)

the fuck is he even upset about?

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 33 points 2 years ago

It seems someone in the Internet was mean to them.

[–] Blottergrass@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

the way his life and personality turned out

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Not wrong that their generation is the one propping up this dying system.

Also that @ just screams "drone pilot supervisor". He's the tough supervisor that won't let them take their breaks until the wedding is double-tapped.

[–] bazingabrain@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is peak Foucault posting, i mean down to the fucking belt buckle, beautiful chefs-kiss

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There is something special about them trying to sprinkle in some "I fucking love science" bullshit and completely fucking it up.

The boomers would be proud

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

“Gen X saved democracy you ungrateful shits, also it’s good to beat children into submission”

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nothing says gristled tough guy like drinking Pinot Grigio in your paid-off McMansion.

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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (8 children)

Generational fights are stupid and fix nothing.

Edit: Emphasis on fix.

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Eh, 80%+ of American boomers support genociding Palestinians while only like 15% of young people do. There is certainly something going on

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[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

true. that said, every elder millenial must undergo a reeducation process.

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[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

New site tagline pls

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Broke: boomers suck

Woke: pretty much 80% of every generation sucks

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

In 50 years we’re gonna see these types of posts from people who made danganronpa-themed discourse infographics on instagram in 2020

[–] GoroAkechi@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

What are you doing to do, buy avocado toast?

[–] ShareThatBread@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Coldsteel the HedGen X

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

30 buckle holes in it to reduce wind speed

when a dumbass tries to talk about physics

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