Maybe he should spend less time criticizing my record as prefect and do something about the Bajoran terrorists he put in charge of his space station! Still waiting for that Earth certificate...

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[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gul Dukat, what do you say to allegations that up to three bars of gold-pressed latinum from your campaign fund were used to pay off Dabo girls with which you'd had affairs?

[–] realGulDukat@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Fake news.

[–] FodlegBob@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

what gul dukat doin?

[–] realGulDukat@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was going to have a nice day with my son but the liars and fools on subspace frequencies keep forcing me to defend my honor.

[–] FodlegBob@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

what, and leave your bastard daughters alone?