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It's the dunk tank.

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[–] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

This is an absolute win lol

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago
[–] panopticon@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago
[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

Homie just figured out how to go Saiyan

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It would be more dignified to just do meth

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

now I have to ask if you can boof meth

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Science has been asking whether or not we could, but what about whether or not we should?

[–] glans@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

you think we could convince a local news station somewhere to cover this and get them to say 'booty bumping' on the air?

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[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

We could only strive to one day post something this excellent here.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

I can't wait to see the Whang video on this guy.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Having tasted energy drinks, I'd rather bottom it as well.

[–] KiraChats@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago
[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

WHY DID YOU GO OUTSIDE TO DO THIS!?

I don't want to be judgmental, but if you have a backyard it seems you also have a house for this very indoors activity!

[–] glans@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

he has never so much as stuck a finger in his hole.

he was worried he might accidentally press the explosive diarrhea button and make a mess on the carpet.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i'm gonna give this a shot actually

[–] CatoPosting@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

:bjork-debut:

[–] iie@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

"I'll probably be doing this a couple times a week now"

[–] iie@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He did this in his backyard

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Sometimes dudes rock real hard

[–] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

they've successfully passed this turing test

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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[–] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Will Binging with Babish cover this?

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