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So what is the funniest scenario for 2024. I think it would be Biden running with Hillary as his VP, then losing to Nikki Haley with Trump as her VP, running on the platform of becoming the first female president.
Oh, so THAT'S why all the Bidenists and bots have been getting super pissed when you bring up how much the Biden campaign is following HRC's losing strategies from 2016.
If she actually gets the VP spot there's 0% chance Biden wins. It's already vanishingly low, but with her as VP it's impossible.
Practically means you're voting for her too with his chances of dying in office or being debilitated are high. Hell, he may get COVID with this new wave and all the people he interacts with traveling due to worldwide conflicts hitting fever pitches
Biden's gonna step down for health reasons before the nomination and all the super-duper-delegates will nominate Hillary as a compromise.
We'd be screwed as a nation but it would be hilarious to see her lose again to the orange
I'll laugh the entire time I am constructing my hermitage in the deepest woods.
the long 2016
She's electable IF YOU VOTE FOR HER!
I already figured Biden was gonna lose the next election. Now I am 100% certain of it.
IT'S
HER
TURN
It's her turn
Time to just chill in Cedar Rapids again
She should divorce Bill and marry Trump. That is the objectively funniest thing that could happen.
Consider: she becomes Biden's running mate for 2024, somehow they win despite losing the popular vote to Trump, the day of the inauguration Biden has a heart attack on the stairs to Air Force One, dying instantly, Kamala becomes first female pres for a day causing Hillary to descend into rabid insanity, the 25th ammendment is invoked and Marjorie Taylor Greene (having somehow become Speaker) becomes the second woman to serve as President
Need to create a rival for Barron to keep him on his toes
Name the new successor Barack just to make it more delicious.
Well yes, but I'm talking about more realistic scenarios. I can see them ditching Kamala, it would be so funny because KHive would go insane.
Serious question:
Is this a joke? Is this satire?
Satire, no. A joke? A cruel one to be sure and it’s being played on us.
I think it'll be when Hillary has Joe release a series of ads that darken Trump's skin and strongly imply he's probably a secret "mulatto"
Then Biden slips on shit and breaks his hip at the Iowa State Fair
The DNC thinks about annointing Kamala but blinks. They approach Oprah about a surprise, last-minute bid, but she's not interested. They finally settle on Beto O'Rourke. He loses every state to Trump.
Broke: it's Joever
Woke: HRCieze the Day.
"You know those states that you need to win in order to get elected? Check this out...... fuck em."
If you thought his poll numbers were bad now, just wait!
Queen TERF is obviously the key to a Dem sweep
I hope she pulls some House of Cards shit and manage to whip the nation into voting for her as president and Bill as VP
I’m going to be writing her in for my 3rd straight election. How many times have you voted for Hilary?
LEADERSH
FUTU
FRATIC!
Three, remember she lost to Obama after she tried to call him a socialist and people believed her.
She also started the born-in-kenya runor lol
This is how you win!
Absolutely wild. 2024 election gonna have Trump AND Biden losing. To what? No one knows. But there's NO way either are getting anything resembling a win.
trump can win unless a court literally rules that he's not allowed to run. i think people massively overestimate how much a criminal conviction would hurt his chances.
Biden V. Trump where Biden somehow has a pretty good lead about a month or two before the general. Hillary decides to kill Biden in order to become president and he gets heart-attacked-gunned. Hillary takes over and the Dem party immediately drops 8 points leading to another L for Hillary.
Cornpop / Bosnian Sniper Fire 2024
Let's do this!
This is all really funny, but the joke is fucking stale at this point. We did this twice already, four times for half of these people.
Biden running with Hillary as his VP, then suddenly dying one month before the election.
It's still Her turn!