It's just a bunch of emails about making dicks bigger.
this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2023
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"Hot moms in your area want to praise you".
Dear Jesus, just 2 more inches pls
All the miracles he was planning to give to dying children have been squandered on helping football teams win sorry.
He is Jesus on a budget after all
Jesus: “The important ones will email me again.”
The important ones: “please help I’m being eaten by a bear”
Jesus: "Yeah, sorry 'bout that. The bear prayed for food. it's family is starving. Your sacrifice is appreciated."
The no-longer important ones: "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Jesus: "Oh. now you're going to hell."
Forward all to Satan
???? .... shit .. shit ... shit ... I meant Santa ... Not Satan!!!!!?
ah fuck ... it's already sent ... Oh well ... wait another 2,000 years I guess
so waiting perpetually addressed but talk to me about ... certainly helping these purely good uhh monkeys that keep praying at me
How many more went to spam?
Not mine, I know he cares about me
What buzzword for marking payers as important Jesus have set up?
"prayers to Trump" "pray away the gay"
What else?