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[–] Nobody@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago

“Did I forget to tell you about my new yoga instructor? It’s hot yoga, so we had to do it without clothes.”

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 25 points 2 years ago

proceeds to explain to her the solution to quantum gravity

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 23 points 2 years ago (3 children)

How do I get a nude stranger into my bed?

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Depends how strange you want your stranger to be.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago

As long as they're nude, that's really the main thing.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's not a stranger to the man, only to his wife...

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Never know these days.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, it's not good it looks like, honey.

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Alternative headline:

Woman Relieved to Hear Her Husband in Bed With Nude Woman is Not What it Looks Like

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

"Thank God, because it looks like your cheating on me"

"Oh ... then it's exactly what it looks like"